Have you been toiling away earnestly at the
exhausting homework that life has dumped on you this past year? Have
you kept the faith even when you've been fooled and confused? Have you
applied yourself with a pure heart to the maddening details and puzzling
riddles you've been asked to master? If you've been less than
conscientious at doing these tasks, the next two months will bring you a
series of tricky final exams. But if you *have* been doing your due
diligence, then you're on the brink of graduating from boring old problems
that you have been studying and studying and studying for a long time.
Do we dare hope that you will soon be free of a history that has repeated
itself ad nauseam? Yes, I think we do dare.

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As ass-tastic as my life is currently I'm guessing I missed some lesson somewhere along the way.